The Nostrildamus range on a candlelit stone altar surrounded by dripping candles
Nostrildamus

Partners

Put the nose behind your counter.

Nostrildamus makes festival nose care: saline, strips, salves and sealed prophecy cards, built for dust and sold before the gates open. If you run a store, a channel or a festival, there's a door here for you.

Choose your door

USA circuit · 2027

Three doors

Stores. Channels. Festivals.

Every partnership starts at a door. Open the one that's yours.

The Nostrildamus kit family laid out on a light counter: kraft box, Elixir, vials, salve orb, strips and wipes

Door one

Campsite stores & operators

  • Wholesale cartons, festival-timed delivery
  • A counter display that sells itself
  • Click and collect: we send the crowd to your counter
  • Co-branded numbered editions for your festival
  • Restock by text mid-festival

Door two

Creators & affiliates

  • Your own code and tracked link
  • 15% commission on every kit it sells
  • Free seeding box: kits, cards, b-roll pack
  • Bonus pack: a taster of what's coming next
  • The Nose knows good content and rewards with good times
The full Nostrildamus range standing on a stone counter in a candlelit apothecary

Door three

Festivals & event teams

  • Your circuit listing, kept correct, free, always
  • Bulk supply for gates, GA camping and medical
  • Care activations that don't clash with your sponsors
  • A word from you beats our daily checker: tell us news first

The nose knows.

The wares

What you'd be putting on the counter.

Apothecary-grade festival nose care in packaging people photograph. The Elixir saline spray anchors the range; the kits carry the rest.

Black Nostrildamus nasal strips stamped in gold beside their foil sachet
Extra sticky nasal stripsStay stuck through sweat, sunscreen and a very long night.
The Nostrildamus window box holding four sealed single dose saline vials
Sealed saline vialsSingle doses, factory sealed, gate friendly.
Two copper Nostrildamus salve orbs, one open showing the white balm dome
Nose salveUnscented. Will not melt in the tent.
Three sealed Nostrildamus saline wipe sachets fanned out
Extra large saline wipesFor everything the festival leaves behind.

The 2027 circuit

The crowd is coming.

Fifty-four festivals and counting, tracked daily on our circuit calendar. The only question is what's on the counter when the dust rises.

See the circuit

How it works

1 · Write

The form below, or oracle@nostrildamus.fun. Two lines is plenty.

2 · Sample

We send a box. Put it on a counter, in a video, in your hands.

3 · Terms

A simple one-pager. Then you're on the circuit with us.

Knock.

Tell us who you are and which door you're knocking on.

Received. The Oracle reads everything, and you'll hear from a human shortly.

Or straight to the source: oracle@nostrildamus.fun

The Nostrildamus window tray: sealed vials, the black card pack, the Elixir and a wipe sachet. Salt and water, the oldest spell.