Nostrildamus — The future is clear
Australian bush doof tested
The Nostrildamus nose

NOSTRILDAMUS

the future is clear

Born in the red, trampled dirt of the bush doof. The little kit that keeps you breathing from the first bass drop to sunrise. Keeps your nose clean, your head clear, and your business entirely your own.

As foretold

“The clouded shall breathe,
and the night shall be long.”

The nose knows
The Prophecy Pack · start here

The kit that earned cult status

The main event. Pocket-sized, drug-free, quietly legendary.

The Prophecy Pack box
What’s inside
  • Saline nasal sprayThe Oracle
  • Nasal widening stripsThe Parting
  • Prophecy cardThe Scroll
  • Die-cut nose stickerThe Mark
Saline nasal spray

Saline nasal spray

The Oracle

Clears the dust, the dryness and whatever else the night threw at you.

Nasal widening strips

Nasal widening strips

The Parting

Opens you right up so you can breathe through the big moments.

Prophecy card

Prophecy card

The Scroll

Your fortune for the weekend, foretold. Three to collect.

Die-cut nose sticker

Die-cut nose sticker

The Mark

For your bottle, your phone, your Esky. Wear the nose.

Look after yourself

Festivals are brutal on the body

Dust, smoke machines, dry air and no sleep.

Three days in the dust with the rig blasting, the smoke machines pumping and the sun doing its worst takes a toll. Your nose dries out and clogs, your eyes sting from the haze, your lips crack and the late nights catch up fast. None of it has to wreck your weekend. A little upkeep goes a long way, and the kit is built for exactly these conditions.

Drink water

Before you’re thirsty, not after. Then have some more.

Rinse the dust

Clear your nose and eyes when the haze and dust build up.

Take the breaks

Step out of the crowd, find shade, rest your ears and legs.

Mind your mates

Check in on each other. Everyone gets home.

Also available

More in the range

Singles to stack on your kit.

i
Saline nasal sprayThe Oracle
Clears the dust and dryness of a long night.
Breathe
ii
Nasal widening stripsThe Parting
Opens the way and keeps you breathing easy.
Breathe
iii
Eye dropsSecond Sight
For eyes that have seen some things.
See
iv
Lip balmThe Utterance
For lips that did far too much talking.
Speak
v
Magnesium sprayThe Anointing
For legs that danced way too long.
Restore
vi
Hydration & electrolytesThe Elixir
Puts back what the night took.
Restore
The Prophecies

Card the First

Foretold for thee.

THE PROPHECIES OF NOSTRILDAMUS

When the sunne hath sunk, and the bass doth quake,
And dust ariseth from the trampled ground,
Feare not, O pilgrim, for thy nose’s sake:
Two clearer lines shall keepe thy passage sound.

Hark. The starres have spoken and the nose hath confirmed it. Thy weekend shall be most excellent. Drinke thy water. Mind thy mates. Breathe the future.

THE NOSE KNOWS
NOSTRILDAMUS
the future is clear
Australian designed · bush doof tested
The Oracle is saline 0.9% · drug-free · the lines are always saline
© MMXXVI Nostrildamus · The nose knows
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